ok, seriousley, your taking the monster thing too far.
nobody cares about it stfu.
for sombody who makes “50k” a year, you sure seem desperate with merchandising your lame monster joke.
you know, science does explain alot of things for me but when it comes to the origin of life itself and the birth of the universe, science gets very shady. not that im saying “god” is the awnser but science sure as hell aint it.
anyaways, as an intelectual man such as yourself, you should have the simple common sence to respect other peoples beliefs. making a LAME joke about the the one awnser the one thing your whole pathetic life is base upon CANT awnser is a sign of how your brain is flawed. i would suggest growing up allitle and/or blowing your fucking face off with a shotgun.
fucking humans, your all pathetic. you dont know shit bitch.
Andiar Rohnds










if peope, would actually read THE GOSPEL OF THE FSM they would know that bobby henderson never did actually say that penguins were cursed by the FSM. that part was in the back were OTHER PEOPLE wrote about the FSM and how he existed. i know that bobby gets a lot of smack about that issue but he is wrongly accused.
I was under the impression that a midget became angry at the FSM for what ever reason, so the FSM turned him into a penguin and bannished him to the coldest part of the world.
Like I said, we must not blame the penguins for the midget’s mistake.
There was some discussion……
*thread revisit*
www.venganza.org/2006/11/10/theyre-people-too.htm#comment-15440
Hi Aris :))
“The midget got mad at the FSM for making him short and out of anger cursed the Great One loudly and profanely. In retaliation, the vengeful FSM cast the reject to the coldest part of the world, and morphed the degernate into a penguin.”
There it is, right there. Hello and thanks, Nikkieee. :))
Of course, there are three e’s in “Nikkieee.”
Wench Nikkieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Hehehehehehe…
So many get the eeeeeeeebie jeeebies from the spelling of my name :p)
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Did you see the bit about the midgets and porn on that thread Aris?
No, I didn’t see the porn. I had to go back and look. Now I know to keep my Gospel on the top shelf and my porn on the bottom. :))))
I heard pr0n is good for you.
We have these “fairy penguins” down in the southern Australian state of Victoria. There is a colony(?) of them at Phillip Island and you can go out there at dusk and watch the “penguin parade.”
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Penguin
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I went out there a few times when I lived down that way. They’re really cute. :) Can’t see how anyone could dislike penguins! Though there is that one from Batman……
Or is it?
Fairy Penguins: they’re sooooo cute!!! :))))))))
Oh!! They bite apparently ! :p)))
“Linus Torvalds, the original creator of Linux (a popular operating system kernel), was once bitten by a Little Penguin while on holiday in Australia. Reportedly, this encounter encouraged Torvalds to select Tux as the official Linux mascot/logo.”
Though there is that one from Batman……
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He was a cross-species dresser. For years, there was a big controversy about it in Penguin society.
Aristotle, Penguin Lurver
“I heard pr0n is good for you…….Or is it?”
I guess time will tell huh! :p)
Wench Nikkiee Jun 26th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Oh!! They bite apparently ! :p)))
“Linus Torvalds, the original creator of Linux (a popular operating system kernel), was once bitten by a Little Penguin while on holiday in Australia. Reportedly, this encounter encouraged Torvalds to select Tux as the official Linux mascot/logo.”
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He probably deserved to be bitten. I hope it hurt. >:)
Wench Nikkiee Jun 26th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Aristotle, Penguin Lurver
“I heard pr0n is good for you…….Or is it?”
I guess time will tell huh! :p)
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I bet. I better get as much pr0n as possible! :)))