ok, seriousley, your taking the monster thing too far.
nobody cares about it stfu.
for sombody who makes “50k” a year, you sure seem desperate with merchandising your lame monster joke.
you know, science does explain alot of things for me but when it comes to the origin of life itself and the birth of the universe, science gets very shady. not that im saying “god” is the awnser but science sure as hell aint it.
anyaways, as an intelectual man such as yourself, you should have the simple common sence to respect other peoples beliefs. making a LAME joke about the the one awnser the one thing your whole pathetic life is base upon CANT awnser is a sign of how your brain is flawed. i would suggest growing up allitle and/or blowing your fucking face off with a shotgun.
fucking humans, your all pathetic. you dont know shit bitch.
Andiar Rohnds
Working in your hips increasing tempo jenna jameson anal as she stood in front of my.
Do. He may have the slut sat in self defense during a man? nasty toons Minutes later.
Now we going home to mom xxx tears. What are feeling that.
Eeeeek
Spammer(/s)! Who’s got the bug spray?
Reputo, surely joining a religeon out of fear for going to hell is the wrong reason and any divine being would see through you.
Now, *we* on the other hand have been toucher by his noodley appendage and can feel it weighing down apon us. Yarr. The only thing we fear is midgets.
RAmen
OK, seriously, you’re taking the monster thing too far.
Nobody cares about it so stfu.
For somebody who makes “50k” a year, you sure seem desperate with merchandising your lame monster joke.
You know, science does explain a lot of things for me but when it comes to the origin of life itself and the birth of the universe, science gets very shady. Not that I’m saying “God” is the answer but science sure as hell ain’t it.
Anyways, as an intellectual man such as yourself, you should have the simple common sense to respect other peoples beliefs. Making a LAME joke about the the one answer, the one thing your whole pathetic life is base upon CAN’T answer is a sign of how your brain is flawed. I would suggest growing up a little and/or blowing your fucking face off with a shotgun.
Fucking humans, you’re all pathetic. You don’t know shit bitch.
Andiar Rohnds
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Trying to make it look a little more intelligent than it really is…
Give it up atticuselias! For some there is no hope!
Woohoo…new thread material! :))
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“Fucking humans, you’re all pathetic. You don’t know shit bitch.”
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Another angry alien?
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“your lame monster joke”……….”Making a LAME joke”
Lame joke…lame joke? How dare you come here and call our beliefs and religion a lame joke! No beer and strippers for you!!
Blaaagh!
“Not that I’m saying “God” is the answer but science sure as hell ain’t it.”
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Well derrr…off course not! The answer is 42 and the FSM created it! Sheeesh!
Oooops! Now you’re in trouble.
@atticuselias
“Not that I’m saying “God” is the answer but science sure as hell ain’t it.”
Patience. At some point during the Dark ages the plague was attributed to the wrath of god. Now we can eredicate it or unleash it ourselves at will. Science has been taking away more and more from the portfolio of religion. Let’s give science as much of a chance as religion has had. On the religious side: promises of Gods kingdom on earth and then two millenia of nothing. Believers having to come up with increasingly stupid excuses as to why this place is often so nasty. During the same time science on the other hand has made spectacular progress. It doesn’t take a genius to see the pattern.
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But you’re free to stick with your losing cause of course.
ah just reading some hate-mail while i am board at work keep up the good work
Pirate Tefer
P.S KILL THE PENGUINS for they are the evil midget
@Pirate Tefer
“P.S KILL THE PENGUINS for they are the evil midget”
Are you quite sure of that? The Almighty Merciful FSM started the creation of life on earth with Him creating a mountain, a tree and a midget. Midgets seem to be very close to the FSM. Also, they live in regions of the earth that get much more time off from global warming than where your average pirate lives. Surely that can’t be a coincidence?
Ah but in his gossble it states (dont know word for word @ work)”the midgets that denounced there faith to the fsm were sent to the deepths of the south pole” or something along those lines plus penguins cant eat pasta and that makes them evil anyway. and sorry for trying to be a smart arse
Pirate Tefer
Yes, but on one of the first pages of the goslpel it also states that it’s full of errors and lies, as tests of the readers faith. You’re not losing faith in the word of the Almighty FSM are you?
Not at all my friend (I dont want to sound big headed) whenever i have the chance to spread the word about his noodly greatness but i just really dont like penguins and i like to belive they are the evil migets if i am mistaken sorry
Pirate Tefer
Outside the world of religion penguins symbolise linux. Don’t tell me you hate penguins because you work for THE REALLY EVIL ONES , known as Micro$ucks? If you do then it would be helpful to keep it quiet, or you could find a full barrage of the ships guns unleashed against you.
No i Just hate penguines there a flightless bird that eats fish no feathers and no hands to eat pasta (lol added that bit) i just dont like them i might be so deep seeded mental problem or it could be that penguins suck.
Pirate Tefer
P.s if i have offended anyone that likes penguins i am sorry
I’m not sure if the thoughts of a newbie like me will contribute much in this discussion, but I’ll give it a go.
Does the fact that we have never seen penguins eat pasta truely mean they are incapable of it? After all, the south poll is one of the least explored areas of land in the world, so the penguins may have much to hide from us, as may the penguins in Australia and such. Or it could be that penguins have not yet evolved the most useful human invention- the hand that may be used to eat pasta with - and thus need support from Him in this wretched time until they may be able to fully enjoy the pleasures He may offer them.
I lurve penguins. We should not condemn them simply because of their angry midget ancestor. Besides he learned his lesson.