I made a spaghetti monster tree topper and took a picture with it for our “Happy Birthday Frank Sinatra Party”….you can see Frank’s ornament in the picture. I have also begun small spaghetti ornaments. I will let you know if those are ever finished.
Lauren
Austin, TX
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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SWEEEETTT!!!
But, Lauren, don’t be eatin’ that yarn! That can’t be good.
NoooNo!
But it looks good! Job well done.
Ramen
Opps, I meant, don’t be eatin’ that pipe cleaner!
Now that’s just what the doctor ordered for my out of wack feathered friend…thanks Lauren…simply magic.
RAmen
Lovely job there!
Cool. We could do with one on top of the “Multi Faith Christmas Tree” in the centre of York. I’d love to see the look on the Archbishop of Yorks face if someone put one up there.
You shouldn’t eat His Noodly Appendages… it’s not polite :-)
The perfect blend of Pastafarianism and the Christmas tree. See? We can all get along.
@emilio: But it is so damned good. When I see his Noodliness I cannot help myself. I must have a bite. It helps me become one with his Noodliness, in more ways than one. I must have Pasta in my life. I must have pasta right now. Well, gotta cook breakfast now.
The power of his noodly appendages is instant regeneration.
Just as Christ fed multitudes with a few fish and loaves of bread, we should savor the noodly and meaty goodness for there will always be more.
Praise be to his noodly appendages!! Ramen
Yay! FSM looks great here :D, though nibbling on His noodley appendage might not be the best idea O.o; although I certainly would guess he was delicious.
Aye, ’tis a lovely tree topper Lauren! An extra helping of grog be waitin’ for ye.
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Sweet! I’d love to be able to do the same, but alas, I do not live in a household with others who believe in the Great Noodly One and they are not so tolerant…. ’nuff said.
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RAmen, arrrrr!
Something tells me the Great One dosnt mind such a gorgeous girl giving attention to his *ahem* noodly appendage. A Sinatra/FSM tree… just awesome. Keep on doin what youre doin girl.
Happy Holiday!
Brendon
Truly awesome! Would do it myself, but something tells me my mom has already had enough of the FSM for a while. Hmm…. mabye I can get away with some small ornaments….
@Branded Cow: I know. As an italian I have to eat Pasta almost everyday.
Are we italians (pasta-eating-machines) disrespectful to The Great Noodly One?
Maybe not. We cannot worship a god we can’t eat :-)
Jon E Dec 12th, 2006 at 3:24 am
‘Cool. We could do with one on top of the “Multi Faith Christmas Tree†in the centre of York. I’d love to see the look on the Archbishop of Yorks face if someone put one up there.’
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Hmm……you may need to swap your hat and scarf for a ninja outfit one night Jon E.
@Wench Nikkiee
I’d be a rather large ninja and not necesseraly graceful enough. But it’d be worth it just for the reaction. Pity there isn’t actually an easy way to get to it. May have to consider a petition in the local paper next year saying that if you are going to celebrate all these religions then you have to also celebrate FSM and Jedi. That should get a reaction from Bishopthorpe Palace. I’d probably be able to hear the scream at my house and I live about 4 miles from their.
Yes that could be fun. Yet more rants about Illiberal Atheists. Always fun to bate the second most powerful person in the Anglican Church. May have to do that for next year.
DON”T EAT THE FSM EFFIGY!!!! oh well. i guess he will understand it was for a good cause.
fucking loser