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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
It gets difiicult when we keep adding layers of satire upon layers of satire upon layers of satire.
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Particularly when we consider that theres 300 or so posts around here a day, and the fact that this board is organized in the most assfuck possible way.
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So far Nikkiee is the only one diligent enough to review them all and keep up every single day. I still don’t understand how Nikkiee was temporarily a ghost, nor how Marc lost his first oar.
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But JC, you have to admit that you reacted to my posts in the same Knee-jerk way that the fundies do to FSM in general.
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I can’t fault you for this, but I do think that you should be forced to watch no less than 3 hours of “The Kids in the Hall”, as pennance.
@Nick the Bible Thumper
‘So far Nikkiee is the only one diligent enough to review them all and keep up every single day.’
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I wouldn’t exactly call it diligence Nick. More like a fear of missing something good, like some clever wise-arsery.
RAmen
Hot hot hot!
Although this leaves me confused about the Pirates and temperature thing. These hearty beauties seem to contradict the graph.
I’ll study it again.
@nick the bible thumper
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i know my reactions were bad and you definitly have the right to say i’m stupid for saying them. yes, i did react to your posts bad. as i said before, it’s because i thought you literally were a fundy. i now know that i misread the comments. as i said before, lets put all this behind us.
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however, if a ‘real’ fundy does come onto our sight, don’t expect me to play nice with them. i will show the fundies no mercy.
i meant site, not sight
Wow JC and Nick, you two almost brought about the “schism” foretold by Archbishop Tagliatelle on the “FSM Nativity” thread. I didn’t think it would happen so soon…..
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@ Wench Nikkie- I’ve been wondering for some time, how do you manage to post so much?! What do you do all day? I know from your posts you have a job, but what kind of job is it that allows you to spend so much time on the net?
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@ Wench Nikkie- I’ve been wondering for some time, how do you manage to post so much?! What do you do all day? I know from your posts you have a job, but what kind of job is it that allows you to spend so much time on the net?
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Now that is funy!
Ramen
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@Bill
I abused the most recent thread to try to embed a link to an exrternal gif and get a bigger font size. Didn’t work. Have you tried that ever? In my attempt anything after the ‘make font bigger’ insert was left out?
@DPG
So, I couldn’t get all of the stuff off the other threads…
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What do I win if I send an email to notchemung@gmail.com?
@DutchpastaGuy
My two experiments to make a larger font didn’t work. I’ll try another approach
@DutchpastaGuy
I’ve seen people insert gifs or jpgs. It should be possible. That would jazz things up. No clue. Let you know if I figure out anything.
another test, sorry please disregard
@Batman
It’s an invitation to join the FSM Yahoo group. That has an email list you can subscribe too if you want. People feel free to say things there they might not post in the threads. There is also our pictures collection (that you can add to if you like etc).
Batman Feb 24th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
@DPG
So, I couldn’t get all of the stuff off the other threads…
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What do I win if I send an email to notchemung@gmail.com?
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You win nothing, it’s over your head I’m afraid.
@Bill
I tried the larger font through the plain vanilla FONT SIZE=”+2″