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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Nice rapier!
Nice! With such lurvely young missionary wenches as these, FSM global domination is surely emmient. Keep up the good work ladies! See you at the Beer Volcano. Arrrgh!
RAmen
MJK, Orthodox Pastafarian
Well FSM Missionaries are definitly better looking than the Christian variety. Yet another reason for FSM being superior.
Arrggghhh. These Wenches make my wooden leg stand up strait.
Wow, those chicks (i mean pirates) are fucking hot. it would be cool to get their numbers.
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i’m a 17 year old straight boy looking for girls that are pastafarian. now this looks like a good deal.
Hmmm, I’d love some preaching from them…Come to slovakia…;-)
Who’d have thought Long John Silver could breed with such class?
RAmen indeed!
I’d much prefer these Missionaries to the two Mormon Missionaries that turned up at my door the other week or the Alpha Course ones who pushed their leaflet through my door when I didn’t hear the doorbell, pity about that I could have done with a laugh and pulling Christians believes to pieces is always fun. Ain’t I a stinker.
With missionaries that look like that we are gonna get a lot more followers.
Tottaly gonna become a missionary now :D
I’ve got a missionary position for em if they’re looking for work.
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(C’mon it was coming eventually, someone had to get it out of the way!)
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Lord forgive me!
Let’s compare these with those silly christian missionaries:
long, flowing hair>bald, revealing pirate garb>old brown robes, swords>smelly scrolls. Summary? Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster>Christianity. RAmen.
@ Nick the Bible Thumper.
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Glad you broke first!
@Nick the Bible Thumper
‘(C’mon it was coming eventually, someone had to get it out of the way!)’
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Why doesn’t it surprise me, that it was a christian fundie who ‘had to get it out of the way’
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Can I be both Pirate and Ninja at the same time carrying lolalties with niether in the never-ending epic battle.
Avast! Such fine wenches indeed. FSM missionaries own! Arrrr….
How could anyone resist being converted by such lovely wenches?
I wonder if either of them would like to pat my parrot???
I wonder if both of them would like to pat my parrot???
Yeah, people will definalty be more open to them than the Jahova’s witnesses.^_^