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Hälsningar från Sverige

Translated, that is approximately “Hello from Sweden”

The FSM server is now at its new home in Sweden courtesy of Serious Tubes Networks. Huge thanks goes to Emil at Serious Tubes for his expert assistance in getting everything hooked up. I could not be more pleased with the service, they’re a top-notch organization.

The Western Nostril

The Western Nostril is a cartoon published in South Africa by brothers Patrick & Alex Latimer. This is a cartoon I commissioned in 2008 for friends of mine in Cape Town that are total fans.

-Julian
Canada / South Africa

Melbourne tree sighting

My wife and I recently moved to Melbourne, Australia, and today we went down to let our two elementary school age children meet the teachers at their new school. After that we went out to the school playground and I was delighted to spot the FSM, apparently wearing some sort of formal robe or gown, prominently carved into one of the children’s play structures. If any other FSM devotees want to check it out when they’re down under, it’s at St Kilda Park Primary School at the bottom of Albert Park.

Benjamin

gift for fellow pastafarian

Artist Trading Cards are little pieces of art, 3.5 by 2.5 inches. They are only traded, never sold. The ones in the photo were created by my swap buddies for my Dear Husband,Tom (in the photo). They came from all over the US and several other countries, from paper artist, painters, fiber artists, sketch artists, collage artists…

The framed ATCs were a gift for DH who spreads the word of the pastafarians and loved reading the letters that came with the ATCs. This project brought out a few folks who were familiar and many who were touched by his noodley goodness for the first time.

Hannah

Divine beadwork

I have recently taken up bead weaving, and was inspired by our noodly lord to create this.

Jenn

Iron Chef sighting

I was watching a while ago Iron Chef America and suddenly I saw His Noodliness appear in a block of ice. They claimed it was a crab, but I know what I saw and got some screen captures so my fellow church members can see for themselves this miracle.

-Jorge

disguised as mess of wires

As I entered into my new apartment during renovation I was stunned.
Before my eyes showed The Noodly Masters epiphany!
He disguised Himself cleverly as a spaghetti of cables and wires, staying hidden from infidel eyes.
But I, being a true Pastafarian, knew that it was a Sign!
The Mighty FSM blessed my apartment for the upcoming years.
And now I know, that I will live a happy life in my new home,
with the power of the Noodly Master watching over me:)

All best wishes from Poland!
Pastafarian Artur

knitted fsm

I made this FSM for the guys who host the Chariots of Iron podcast. They talked about him in episode 43. I thought you’d like to see how he turned out. He’s hanging out with Cthuhlu in the Charioteers’ Den (aka “The Nerdery”)

– Amanda

inspired by the FSM

Have always been a fan of the site and the FSM church in general. It’s inspired a new piece of mine, called, fittingly enough, Flying Spaghetti Monster. Don’t know if the words in the piece are legible, but they say ‘Prime Mover’. The piece (image is attached) is made out of museum board and basswood, and measures about 30” x 18”.

Sincerely,
Tyler Bohm

I don’t know anything about art but I like it. Well done, sir.

macrome

After the Gospel opened my eyes a year or so ago, I had to share the word with my girlfriend. We moved into a new apartment and before long, we spotted a Flying Spaghetti Monster hanging out on our wall. He just sort of hangs there, all day, watching over the place. Sometimes, if it’s been a hard day, we grasp one of his Noodly Appendages and all of our worries fade into his doughy abyss. I swear i’ve seen his Googly Eyes follow me a few times. It’s a miracle if i’ve ever seen one…and I have, and this is that one….it’s self validating. Whoo! Attached is a shot I captured…

– Christopher

Pastafarianism cross drawing

This was created by David Armstrong.

striking resemblance

I found this little guy hanging around at a Toys R Us around ChriFSMas time, and thought he bore a striking resemblance to His Noodliness. I took him home and now he has a permanent place, keeping me company, in my office. By the way, Happy Hug an Atheist Day! *HUGZ* May His Noodly Goodness grace your day.

Leah – Cape Coral, FL

spontaneous snow sightings

Nikolai spotted the above spontaneous snow sighting and believes it to be proof that the FSM actively promotes Holiday (I agree).

JP spotted this one, nearly at the same time as Nikolai spotted his.

I was delivering pasta for pizza hut and i think it pleased the FSM because he appeared to me in the form of snow on my bumper! i never touched the snow it was just there!
-JP

Petroglyph

This photo of a petroglyph on a rock in Arasona shows that the FSM was here earlier than we knew. The boulder is located in White Tanks Regional Park, Phoenix, Az and it has been misidentified as a supernova.
Ramen.
Dotti

festive cookies

In addition to the traditional holiday treats we’re making in our house (to fit in with our family, friends and neighbors who are still Unbelievers), we felt the call to make these noodly confections that honor Him. These cookies are 100% edible, including the googly eyes. Eating them is a spiritual gift that has drawn our hearts closer to His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen!!
- A Canadian Pastafarian

Festive Holiday decorations

You guys sent me a lot of Holiday FSM decoration photos, I’ll post them here. I love them all.

Bradley’s tree:

And Pirate Rudolph:

Phil’s tree:

Chad’s tree:

Chad’s tree:

It seems that His Noodliness has made His way onto my family’s X-mas Tree. My parents agreed to let him stay for this year, making this year’s Holiday a very Spaghetti-themed season for us. RAmen, and Happy Holidays!

PS: Keep spreading the news of His Noodly Grace!
-Chad

Barnacle Jayne’s tree:

Matty’s tree:

So these are my pics of my home made Flying Spaghetti Monsters on our family “christmas” tree.

My Roman Catholic Grandmother wasnt to happy but i twisted her arm and now shes knitting me a FSM :D

Matty’s Pastamas card:

Allison’s tree:

I just wanted to share a picture of our Christmas tree, which is now blessed by His Noodly Appendages. My six year old is delighted, and has been spreading the word to her Grandparents. I have a feeling that this will be a terrific holiday.

R’amen!

Allison

Josh’s tree:

My mom, sister, brother and I are all recently converted Pastafarians. Were were simultaenously touched by his Noodly Appendage. Decidedly, this Holdiay season, we decided to place His Noodliness atop our pagan tree.

RAmen,
Josh

John’s tree:

I thought you should know that His Noodliness has seen fit to manifest Himself atop our winter solstice pagan celebration plastic tree! I’ve attached a couple of pictures so you can share news of this holy event.

Thanks,
John

Stephen’s ornament:

Here is the FMS ornament I made for our lab tree (an Evolutionary ecology lab at UCalgary). Thanks for spreading the word and may you be touched by his noodly appendage this holiday season.

Stephen

p.s. it looked a lot better before we tried to dry it in the drying oven and partially melted it

Amada’s Crocheted FSM:

The Holiday tree that I have on my desk at work looked very lonely, and the pirates guarding it needed a friend. Luckily, inspiration struck and I crocheted this likeness of His Holy Noodliness to grace its tiny branches. The tree, the pirates and the FSM all look very happy together now. Even better, whenever someone asks me about the “octopus” I have draped over my tree, I have an opportunity to spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendages!
–Amanda

Ehren’s tree:

A beautiful and historically accurate pasta tree from Capt’in Jay and Cai The Salty Wench from South Africa:

Phil’s FSM ornament:

I wanted to share with you my Flying Spaghetti Monster Christmas Tree Ornament that I made out of Sculpey clay on Thanksgiving nite.

Every year my brother throws a Decompression party on Thanksgiving evening. After everyone gets done dealing with their multitude of relatives, friends come over to decompress from all the family pressure. We hang out, drink booze, make Christmas Tree ornaments from Sculpey, and watch old time Christmas Specials. This year we watched He-man, The Smurfs, Mr. Bean, and Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. Thank His Noodleyness for You-Tube. I chose to honor Him this year. Other people made Starchild from KISS, Han Solo in Carbonite with a Santa hat, and an Elephant. Others can be seen on the wall mounted Christmas tree if you so desire to look.

It took me about 45-1 hour to make. The hardest part was rolling out the spaghetti and then trying to wrap it around the meatballs and eye stalks.

Take Care,
Phil Sholtes

Matthias’s tree:

It’s that time of the year again and, inspired by his Noodly Holyness, we set forth to decorate our christmas tree with the most loving (the only!) deity there is: FSM. The tree is set up in our living room, for all visitors to see (and, hopefully, place presents under it).

Kind regards and (soon) happy holidays,

Matthias

I made this for my husband as a holiday gift, and then found pictures of others on your site; I couldn’t resist sending pictures. And, as an extra bonus, the noodley appendages glow in the dark!
-Dana

Lisa sent in this ornament made by a six year old :

Johanna’s ornament:

I made this ornament out of Sculpey. I wonder if you check out Etsy.com from time to time– now and again I see really cool FSM artwork on that site. :)

Ramen!

Johanna

Dave’s office door and ornament:

Mary made this ornament for her boyfriend:

Janette’s ornament:

My best friend is having a non sectarian shrubbery decorating party and I felt it wouldn’t be complete without fsm.

I made it on the fly out of the pompoms from my gloves that were becoming cumbersome.

Happy non sectarian winter holiday!

Quan’s tree-topper:

Dan and Victoria’s wreath:

My wife and I decided to get into the true “Holiday” spirit and design and build an homage to our noodley lord. His bright glow and cool shine remind us daily of the real reason for the season.

Faithful followers and pirates,

Dan and Victoria

Loran and Armin’s tree:

My pirate lady and I were decorating our FSM Holiday Bush when His Noodliness appeared and gave us a sign that he approves. We could have attracted Him eariler in our attempts of placing lights on the bush and ending up in a tangled noodly mess. Never the less we were honored to have been touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen!

One of the best FSM Holiday trees

it looks fluffy, i want to touch it

close-up of the FSMornament

He looks great lit up

Above is one of my all-time favorite FSM Holiday displays, created by the Claytons. I was amused by their insight, also:

As has been noted previously in blog discussions, it is possible that Christian usage of the “ball”-type ornament to decorate their holiday trees actually originated as an homage to His divine meatballs and that the garlands or strands of lights used on Christian holiday trees are in fact merely a representation of His noodly appendages. With that in mind, my son Brian and I used white rope lights draped vertically to resemble pasta, and ornament-balls in several meatball-type colors (reds, browns, bronzes).

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