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FSM Server needs a home
Published by Bobby Henderson December 8th, 2009 in General FSM news. 1 Comment
Hey guys, I just bought a new server for the Church and I need to find somewhere to locate it in the next couple of weeks. Usage is around 500-800Gb bandwidth a month. If you’ve got a rack and fat pipes, and want to help out the church, please let me know. I can manage it all minus a few times a year when I break something and beg you to reboot the machine for me. Let’s make a deal.
FSM ornaments
Published by Bobby Henderson December 7th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 1 Comment
flash mob sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson December 4th, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 5 Comments
I was in severe need of cheering up today, so I was spending the afternoon watching videos of various performances by flash mobs, when I found this one.
I was feeling much better as I watched and giggled, but then I saw something that made me gasp and pause the video – His Noodliness had appeared in the video! Do you think he was there the whole time, or do you think he altered the video just for me?
Yours in Noddliness,
Kim
Holiday Propaganda E-Cards
Published by Bobby Henderson December 3rd, 2009 in General FSM news. 4 CommentsThe Holiday e-Card Machine is back this year. Use this form to send Holiday greetings to your friends and family.
Holy Fountain
Published by Bobby Henderson December 2nd, 2009 in General FSM news and sightings. 5 Comments
I was walking through a park in Melbourne, Australia when my cousin and I came across to find a fountian and what appeared to ber his noodliness being upheld by man.
Coincidence? I think not.-Lily
closet pastafarian bio professor
Published by Bobby Henderson November 24th, 2009 in General FSM news. 8 Comments
My college biology professor, who I believe to be a closet Pastafarian, has shown my class these two biological structures. These are important to life as we know it. Also while in Biology class, I was procrastinating using google trends, and my results show quite clearly, that our religion is becoming more popular at an amazing rate. Pirates are now more popular than Jesus. My biology class has been touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen – Cody
Lady Pirate-Fish
Published by Bobby Henderson November 23rd, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 28 Comments
Hello!
I just wanted to share my latest tattoo design with you guys since I got the image from your lovely wonderful site.As you can see, I added a bow to the top of it to make it a girly pirate fish as I myself am a girl. :) (I added one of me too so you can see just how girly I am!!) The pirate fish is on my left forearm and I had it done last night.
I hope you like it!!
Maria
Rowan Science sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson November 18th, 2009 in General FSM news. 2 Comments
I saw this banner at school the other day. The artist’s rendition of the cosmos bears a shining resemblance to His Noodliness. A coincidence? I doubt it.
-Jarid
Farmville sighting
Published by Bobby Henderson November 17th, 2009 in General FSM news. 14 Comments
Finally, His noodliness has joined my Facebook and even visited my Farmville!
RAmen!
-Hillary
Thanks to Wailler for the video. Very nice.
Ceiling Tile Evangelism
Published by Bobby Henderson November 1st, 2009 in General FSM news and Spread the Word. 11 Comments
Back in May in the closing days of school, the Astronomy teacher at our school, aka Johnson, had his final for his class be to paint a ceiling tile of different galaxies, constellations, or anything Astronomical. Myself, who already took the class but had Johnson for 3 other hours, decided to paint one also. But i wouldnt be painting any stars, oh no… I found it necessary to paint the Almighty FSM.
After starting my project, my friend Slabcock said he would help also. I diligently worked on my portrait while the other students in the school were taking their writing finals.
With blood, sweat, and tears, it finally came around. It was directly put on display. Everyone was in awe of His Noodleiness. Johnson loved it also, and I put it smack dab in the middle of the room. On it had one simple message…
So for the years to come, He will be overlooking all and will be there for any inspiration.
Ramen.
-Mk
Very nice, Matt, you do excellent work. Some of you will remember Matt and Slabcock from their earlier work.
Halloween roundup
Published by Bobby Henderson November 1st, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 3 CommentsPlease keep sending me your photos, I’ll post them here.
Kyle and his Pirate Fish pumpkin
Billy’s pumpkin
Domenico’s pumpkin
Jeff’s pumpkin
Kevin and his pumpkin
Kevin’s pumpkin, close-up
Mark’s pumpkin
Mike’s pumpkin
Mike A’s pumpkin
Richard’s pumpkin
Timothy’s pumpkin.
Troy’s pumpkin
Dana’s costume
My Halloween costume this year was a roaring success! Walking from unenlightened home to home, I did my pastafarian duty by spreading the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to those with closed ears. “Blessed art thou, touched by His Noodly Appendage!” (Articulated noodles were a real boon.) I realize that preachers must wear full pirate regalia, but I hope an exception can be made when instead one appears in all the splendor of His Noodliness. Or perhaps it is sacrilegious and I should walk the plank!
-Dana
This one was anonymously sent in.
Last June I attended my daughter’s college graduation ceremony and I was touched to see that the great FSM was also present. He was hidden within an abstract poster hanging above and behind the stage where the graduates were receiving their diplomas.
Notice his noodly appendages reaching down to touch the graduates as they pass. I have no doubt that his intervention at that moment helped my daughter find and obtain the excellent position that she how has.
I don’t think that many people in the audience noticed his presence, but then, many don’t yet have the Faith.
Rénald (Canada)
Pastafarian Kim’s Pirate-Fish pumpkin. I like it.
keychain
Published by Bobby Henderson October 26th, 2009 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 3 Comments
Our Deity has chosen to appear on my key ring!
You can imagine I feel really Touched.
Ramen,
Theo
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