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Drunken Noodle Fest

Published July 30th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I would like to bring you in the loop on a yearly celebration in honor of FSM and all things noodly.  We call it Drunken Noodle Fest, and we are getting ready to celebrate the 4th annual next month ("DN4").  By we, I mean myself and my friend, Lee Kulick, and all of the Pastafarians we have managed to recruit.  We started the tradition a few years ago and have had a lot of fun with it!

The festivities are billed as "pirate camping adventures in the woods paying homage to FSM" and the event is held each summer in a public national forest location in Colorado.  We dress like pirates, drink grog, and have a jolly-good noodle of a time.  We do our best to keep the event as green as possible by recycling and packing out all of our trash.  The kids are rewarded for collecting litter, so we always end up leaving the location a little cleaner than we found it.

Each guest receives a Drunken Noodle survival kit.  In the past, these have included hand-made items, such as pirate-fish tote bags, 3-D FSM koozies, and FSM magnets; as well as rum shooters (for the adults) and all sorts of pirate-y stuff.  We camp from Thursday through Sunday and the main events occur on Saturday afternoon/evening. 

We have a costume contest and give great FSM prizes (t-shirts, Gospel of the FSM books, key chains, car emblems, etc).  Last year we made a FSM pinata, complete with giant meatballs and glow-in-the-dark googly eyes.  Since it was so much fun, we plan to have another pinata at DN4.  We will also be hiding a FSM pirate treasure (geocache) in hopes of spreading the word of FSM to others.  Guests have been asked to bring Pastafarian-related trinkets to include in the cache. 

Other items on this year’s agenda are a pirate-rubber-duck race down the creek (we will retrieve all of them, of course) and a hunt for the still-to-be-named rubber pirate chicken, both which will result in a special honor and fabulous prize package.  Note: I did not realize there was a pervading "rubber" theme until just this moment. 
Please let me know if you would like more information on Drunken Noodle Fest or would like to join the Drunken Noodle Pastafarians (private) group on Facebook.

All hail FSM!

Alicia Cassens

Co-founder, Drunken Noodle Pastafarians

 

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Flying Spaghetti Monster, the game

Published July 27th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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The flash game is up again: convert the masses.

The Loose Canon

Published July 26th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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The FSM community project The Loose Cannon is complete.  You can read it online or download it in its entirety as a PDF.  Click anywhere above to check it out.

The Devil?

Published July 24th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I found this on a friends facebook page. It looks like the devil version of The FSM

Robert

Pinch

Hmm.. I see a crab and a stripper (which makes a lot of sense to me).

Caroline’s clay creation

Published July 22nd, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

My first try at making FSM out of clay. Tell me what you guys think :)

-Caroline, 15

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tentacle heart

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Playground sighting

Published July 20th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Greetings Bobby, I just wanted to share the great news. Attached are pictures of my daughter and me with the Flying Spaghetti Monster at the playground. He took time out of his busy day to let us play on Him and be touched by His noodly appendage. These pictures were taken in Huntingtown, Maryland, very close to the Patuxent River and old Pirate stomping grounds. Thought you may enjoy this. rAmen

– Dan

Hotel Wall Sighting

Published July 14th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

FSM at Virginia Beach hotel

Seen on a wall at a hotel in Virginia Beach.

The FSM swims with the fishes…

~Jimbo

It’s a Small Bar After All

Published July 13th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

what's wrong with the girl on the barrel

Heather sent this picture of her friend’s bar.  For me it brought back an intense memory.  My reply to Heather:

2 or 3 years ago I was at Disneyland, at the It’s A Small World attraction and the ride stopped, and we were stuck there in the canal with the ‘it’s a small world’ music blaring over and over and over and over, for I want to say an hour but probably it was only 30 minutes or something.  It was super creepy and those midget robots are just dancing and dancing as if to torment me and steal my soul.  Since then whenever I am reminded of it I am overcome with this vague sense of panic and unease.

FSM tessellation

Published July 11th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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As a long standing Pastafarian in good stead, I thought your readers might enjoy the attached tessellation, one of my more accessible graphics.

The FSM tessellation is a representation of early pantheistic Pastafarian myth. In this cosmology all of space is covered by an infinite set of interlocked Flying Spaghetti Monsters. While the covering pattern is periodic, the eightfold way flavors of FSM are not; every patch of space has a unique flavor combination.

Also see a later incarnation of the tessellation, "Pa, sun god".

Mark Dow –  markdow.deviantart.com

In Pasta We Trust, a maze

Published July 10th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Ben from mazedojo made this FSM maze “In Pasta We Trust”.  I think it’s amazing. I particularly like the pirate ship.  Click for bigger version.

Treat other religions with respect

Published July 9th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

When I first found this site, I was thoroughly amused.  I understand and even agree with your argument on the teaching of the Theory of Intelligent Design in public schools.  Your way of presenting this was very amusing, and wittily got your opinion expressed on the subject matter.

I sincerely wish I would’ve stopped scanning your website after reading your letter.
It was the attitude of the rest of the website that made me stop and feel terrible for the people who disagree with you.  From the video of the Flying Spaghetti Monster float performing a "religious action" on a random person to the tab specially designed for hate mail, I was instantly turned off to your concept of how you express your opinions.

Believing in something is one thing, but pounding others into the dust–pretty much BEGGING for the opportunity for someone to argue with you?  That’s something entirely different.  I know people must be begging for the hate mail that only screams at what a dumb religion yours is… just so that you can slam your argument into their faces. 

I think your message got lost a long time ago, Bobby.  It’s really sad… you had a good thing going, I think.  It’s really sad that your message of "don’t teach Intelligent Design in our schools" turned into "religion is pointless", which then turned into "everyone who believes in a religion is below me, and that gives me the right to completely disrespect everything they stand for".  It’s really sad that people join this group just so that they can slam onto other people.  Because really?  What are you hoping to accomplish at this point?

I may not agree with Christianity 100%, but I do believe "Do Unto Others" is a great philosophy to live by.  So is "Turn The Other Cheek".  Basically, treat other religions with respect… but if they don’t honor your viewpoints back?  Take the high road.  Maybe make a simple comment (like your letter) and be done with it.  By dragging it out like this, you’re making yourself look bad… and that’s all.

Thank you for your time,
-Alfred

Looks like mushrooms

Published July 8th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

looks like mushrooms

this divine appearance literally enlightened me and I feel like a blessed person now. i have found this on the beach. As you can see, it is a rock with some weird "out of this world" extensions. I believe it could be only Him, FSM. :) -Bojan

Paul the Psychic Octopus

Published July 7th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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FSM and/or World cup fans might want to check out this Times of India article.

Door propaganda

Published July 6th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Our neighbor was hanging up a maria and jesus-icon in the hallway. We couldn’t let it hang unanswered.

Keep up the great work of spreading the words of The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Regards from Chillnest :)

-Djinn

4th of July sighting

Published July 5th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Noodly Appendanges burning brightly

Bill sent this last night.  Did anyone else happen to spot the FSM?

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While watching a lovely display of fireworks on the 4th of July, Our Noodly Master revealed himself not once, but TWICE! Truly, I have been blessed.

rAmen

Barbara, San Jose California

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster blessed us with his presence on the 4th of July, after burning an entire box of Piccolo Pete’s at once.

-Darrell

Call Gods

Published July 1st, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Struan shared with us a University project he was part of.  Easily one of the creepiest things I’ve seen in a while, well done.

Suriname evangelism

Published June 30th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I just found this picture that I took last year while I was working for this NGO in Nieuw-Nickerie, Suriname, a small country in South America. It’s a blackboard and there’s stuff on there about a training for social workers and this beautiful drawing of what seems to be about creationism!! Our good lord the FSM is just chilling out there underneath the new style rainbow, which is only half!  He probably likes it better that way!!!

Joanna Kakker from Amsterdam, the Netherlands

I particularly like the sheep and caterpillar and slug.

Fossilized Pirate Fish

Published June 29th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The fact that this fossil appears in metamorphic soapstone is proof positive of divine noodley intervention.

-Mark

I am convinced 100%.  I admit I was never a skeptic, but faith is a virtue, etc., etc.

FSM peers out of windows, not into them.

Published June 28th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I have decided to post one of the FSM large posters in my window. Not only have I had people slow and look at my window to try to understand what it is, but I have received calls from neighbors. Many times have I shared with various people my religion. They tend to ask if they should be concerned.
~Brooke

FSM looks out of windows, not into them. He's not a perv like some Gods I won't mention.

If you want to be like Brooke and print some big posters you can grab the PDFs from here

Brisbane airport endorsement

Published June 25th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Recently at the Brisbane International Airport to fly out on holiday to the USA I was idly browsing the Airport touchscreen directory and thought I would share with you a curious observation. I can only conclude that the 4th symbol is the wheel of a pirate ship and that Pastafarianism is officially recognized by the Brisbane Airport Corporation.

-Simon

Cleverly disguised

 

Clear as day.  Well spotted, Simon.

Only a few minutes later, Zlatko sent me this picture of the FSM at Dubai International Airport:

Very interesting.